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barrafish
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Pussies, fannies, c***s, (the front hole).
Arsehole, fanny (rear hole).
Why did the bloke that made women put a playground next to the toilet. 1"- 2" between the holes. Doing a 69'r your tongue is in the sweet pussy and your nose in a dirty arsehole.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:24 pm on May 11, 2006
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wowser34
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fanny...hairy lassoo.....splitted whisker
thats the only problem with a 69ner one slip and ur in the shit
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:32 pm on May 11, 2006
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from Mel Gibson on 9:59 pm on May 11, 2006
Now that's cleared up,,, what about the word "fannie" ?,, you Yanks say it meaning ASS we say it meany PUSSY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AHHH maybe that is why I see so many Yanks getting their faces slapped in Australian bars,,, hey baby thats a lovely big round fannie you goth therrre.
AHHH the beauty of difference, makes the world SO SO much more interesting.
fan•ny P Pronunciation Key (f n )
n. Slang pl. fan•nies
The buttocks.
fanny
n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on; "he deserves a good kick in the butt"; "are you going to sit on your fanny and do nothing?" [syn: buttocks, nates, arse, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, ass] 2: external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals" [syn: female genitalia, female genitals, female genital organ]
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:10 pm on May 11, 2006
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seajohn
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Quote: from barrafish on 5:17 am on May 12, 2006
1"- 2" between the holes.
I'd always thought that was an advantage.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:38 pm on May 12, 2006
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Buttman 007
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Barrafish--
Your description of a handjob is absolutely hysterical, especially regarding the dangers posed by a three-fingered lady. Brilliant.
I, for one, think the location of a woman's butthole is the schrewd work of Nature. Through billions of years of evolution, it is no accident that the distance from the lower labial crease to the first wrinkle of the butthole is the exact distance (0.91 inch) as from the upper lip to the apex of the nostril. I think most reputable scientists would agree that this cannot be dismissed as coincidence. The butthole is a strategically placed nose nook, designed by God to enliven the whole 69 experience, assuming the lady has had a recent bath. Despite whatever Heisenberg had to say, God does not roll dice with the universe, and I think this is empirical proof of that.
And I think one can safely assume that evolution will continue to perfect this design. It is not unreasonable to think that in another billion years, women will "fart" or "queph" fresh bursts of oxygen, such that men can enjoy the 69 experience indefinitely, without the need to remove the nose from its nook.
Any thoughts?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:14 am on May 13, 2006
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seajohn
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Glad to see that someone is thinking ahead on this Forum--and not only in self interest, but for all our sakes. Actually I don't think your suggestion is unreasonable at all--on the contrary, necessary. The Ocean Floors will need to be settled as the continents' resources become exhausted and overpopulated. We will need these "dolphin girls" who can dive deep and both inhale and exhale through their rectums.
They may even need to be able to process carbon dioxide. The 69 should inevitably become a symbiotic exchange of necessary gases, oxygen and carbon dioxide between the male and female, as well as sexually stimulating. It may become linked to reproduction. But what is sure is that these couples will be able to navigate successfully to the Domes on the Ocean Floor while in the 69 position.
There will be no other way to sustain our species, other than the ability to maintain 69 for such long periods.
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Posted on: 1:54 am on May 13, 2006
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Buttman 007
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SeaJohn--
I share your concern with the inevitable human migration to the ocean floor. With global warming, deforestation, and rising energy prices, I think it is only a matter of time before the whole of humanity is forced underwater. Perhaps I'm one step ahead of you, though---I've already purchased some property along the southern Pacific Basin, which I assume to be a schrewd investment over the next 10 Billion years.
It is easy to recognize that you've had some advanced, formal anthropological and/or evolutionary training. While I was merely concerned with keeping my nose firmly snug within a woman's arse for long periods of time (perhaps several hours), you've been thinking like a true scientist, and, I might add, a true humanitarian. Your proposition that the 69 position will evolve from a sexual practice to a mode of survival as our species eventually migrates to the ocean floor, is a shocking and very realistic glimpse into our future. The symbiotic exchange of gases--the continual cycle of oxygen/carbon dioxide with male nose permanently fused in female ass--will surely secure the survial of our species. Man and woman will exist underwater in perfect biological/symbiotic harmony, without the need for scuba gear. Shockingly brilliant, and courageously prophetic.
You are very brave to publish such radical ideas, and I applaud your courage. I'm sure both you and I will come under much gun-fire for our teachings. Be not dismayed. Just remember how Copernicus and Galileo were initially treated, and later vindicated.
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Posted on: 4:04 am on May 13, 2006
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seajohn
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Dear Buttman 007 (dare I call you "doctor", as I feel confident that this title will eventually be bestowed upon you by a number of universally accredited institutions), I must admit that I have rarely met such a combination of scientific perception and business acumen in one individual. Illustrious day! I am gratified to read that someone has already gotten out and put good old human know-how to work and as a longterm investment has begun preparing our future home. One day the world will look back over their panting shoulders to your erect image, Buttman 007, in appreciation as the true expression of a maverick, and aquatic school children will be taught to emulate this benefactor of the species. With such rare and gifted men as you, we should be able to keep on top and flourish there no matter what fecund mother nature has in store for us.
Having read your other fine reports as well, I believe you are on the right track; few men have been able to so comprehend the larger picture behind their own instincts. And I wish to thank you for your vote of confidence in my depiction of the blessed life to come--the pessimists be damned, Buttman 007!
It is now with doubled assurity that I envision this new golden age of humanity, an age of the golden ass, with so much to owe to the ass--when males will stand on hotpink beaches gazing at beautiful and alluring dolphin girls coursing through the waves blowing up bouquets of life-sustaining oxygen through their sensitive anuses. A couple links together, a hot and precious 69, and drifts rythmically down to the greater population centers below the waves, the ocean floor being covered by a veritable orgy.
But you're right of course, the world is not ready for such visions of our destiny. A billion years, they think, it will never come. Oh, they could not be more wrong. It may be hard for most people to accept that it is for the good of their children and their children's children ad infinitum that they practice 69 in ever increasing durations, but also that this is best done with nose buried firmly in ass and as much attention given to the female ass and its development as possible, as a reservoir of satisfaction of our basic needs, just as you have oft depicted. There may be times of castigation ahead, but we must not give up on these truths, our solid proven facts of the ass's power and potential!
Remember Maslow's hierarchy of needs--that nose-shaped pyramid with oxygen at is apex...
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Posted on: 5:59 am on May 13, 2006
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Anhol Ding
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I've often wondered what all those divers were doing for so long under the water at Koh Tao.
Thanks guys. Now I know its research work for you two esteemed gentlemen.
Does it pay well. ?
I am a swimmer.
P.M. me with the details.
I could do with a dip or even something more permanent to get stuck into.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:53 am on May 14, 2006
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Buttman 007
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Seajohn--I am more than a bit embarrassed by your flattery, but should you feel it necessary to continue, I will allow it.
I must say your prophetic vision of the future is rather enchanting. Dophin girls raising to the surface of the water, blowing a bouquet of oxygen-rich gases through their asses like a spectacular fireworks display---it is all so magical! Clearly, whether you know it or not, God has spoken to you. Such imagination is not feasible without having been touched by the Spirit of the Gods. Either that, or you have been reading a lot of Jacques Cousteau and Hans Christian Anderson lately, while drinking in along the Sukhumvit.
I should share with you my experience this early morning. After having prepared my coffee, and finished a light session of exercise---3000 stomach crunches---I ventured outside to grab the newspaper. A glorious morning: the sun was shining bright....the trees were so big and leafy....freshly cut grass. But something was amiss. On an otherwise beautiful and sublime morning, I began to feel light-headed, and my liver began to cramp unexpectedly. I swear on all that is holy, there was a palpable, obvious decrease in the oxygen-saturation around me. And just at that moment, that very moment as I was gasping for air, a young 20-something girl breezes by, jogging along the sidewalk. She had the most perfectly perky ass, like two cantelopes stuffed inside her spandex shorts. A moment later she looks back at me. I have since fallen to my knees, gasping for any stray oxygen molecules. She winks at me, turns the corner and continues on her way.
I stare up towards the heavens, as I am sure that God has chosen this moment to take my life. But with each passing minute, the air becomes more and more saturated. And it is not too long that all is seemingly restored to normalcy. I walk inside. There is a squishy sound as I walk, and I instantly notice that I am drenched with salty ocean water. Make no mistake---It is not sweat, for no man could sweat this profusely even if he had ran a marathon in a steam room. Something else had happened. Something ethereal....
What do you make of this? For me it is obvious. The suffocating air. The beautiful girl. The perfect ass. And the ocean water. God has given me a sign. The End is near....
<speaking in tongues, and clasping finger cymbals>
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:13 am on May 14, 2006
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