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expatchuck
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I have read the previous posts portending the end of the world as we know it and can only add my congratulations to research, well done.
While I have nothing pithy to add to the discussion, being myself not a very scientific person, I do have one question.
As the mythical male and female, gloriously locked in a 69 embrace, waft toward the ocean bottom in your scenarios, the ever present dancing problem comes to mind....who is leading?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:05 am on May 14, 2006
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Buttman 007
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Expatchuck-
This is a perfectly reasonable question, to which I have no final answer. I do know that in Newton's "Philosophiae Naturalis Principia," every action has an equal and opposite reaction. As he presses his nose into her ass, she returns with equal force, thereby stalling them. Your concern over who would lead this "dance" to the ocean floor demonstrates you are a man who has studied Newton's Laws of Motion, perhaps more than you lead on.
With some inspiration from God, my recent research has suggested that both men and women could grow cilia---microscopic hair-like fibers, moving in unison, and possibly capable of propelling the embraced 69 pair to the ocean floor, while his nose is lodged (for survival) in her ass.
However, I am a bit inclined toward my other findings. Since woman will be using her anus to breathe necessary oxygen into man's nose, she will need to evolve a efficient method of releasing methane through some other orifice other than her anus. My gut-feeling is that woman will evolve a jet-like, methane-releasing orifice which would have a capability of measured propulsion. Perhaps through her ears. After a healthy meal of algae (digested algae produces methane), she could steer them to the ocean floor.
Any thoughs, Seajohn?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:16 am on May 14, 2006
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david 85260
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Well now…WTF is going on here? Nic Frenchy decides to post a FR on his visit to Soi Cowboy and most BTF members decide to become a bunch of pious judgmental assholes and hang him out to dry.
Sure the girls remember and they may say ‘Kiniow’ (cheap Charlie) if you don't play their game; but one thing for sure, they do not think he is as ‘stupid’ as most of you guys who enjoying throwing money at a lot of buffaloes from Issan! 555
Take it from me boys; Throw money at these girls and you will be known as Jai Dee (Good heart) (to your face) but in Thai BG lingo ‘Jai Dee’ really means; ‘STUIP FARANG’!
I decide who to tip and whom I don’t. Not you! You can do whatever damn well pleases you with your money and what I do with mine is none of your FXXXXXX business!
Last week I gave a girl a very generous donation for her daughters up coming school term. Did she ask me for it? No!
This gal is a cashier/bartender who takes very good care of me with excellent service and attitude. I have known her for more than three years now. She very rarely gets bar-fined but has been staying with a Japanese customer for two weeks for free hoping he will support her. He tells her not to ask him for money because he does not like that. He says he will take care of her when he leaves this week. His hotel is on Soi 3 and is filled with smelly trashy customers. He is one worthless piece of shit! I’d be surprised if he gives her 500 THB for the whole time. His game is to prey on birds with broken wings. No decent looking girl would dare to be seen with him for under 4000 ST. He hangs around the bar waiting until the place closes to take her.
I know this because my GF and I stop by often for a drink on our way home from the Asoke BTS/MRT and she confides in the GF. I asked a few times why she was so sad and the GF told me about the situation.
I have never touched this girl and I would not f*** her with your dick. I did not loan her the money; I gave it to her!
And did so out of the presence of anyone so there would be no witnesses including my GF. It is my money, my business. No I was not drunk either.
And as for the girls who ask for tips? I give them a a very good tip; a big fat ZERO! Let them think about it; but for most Thais that is way over their head.
I have bought girls in Baccara, and Rainbow 2 drinks that have barley let their pretty little ass touch the seat beside me and they were off again. No I don’t have BO! Other girls sit and never ask for anything; they get the drinks and the tips.
I like it if the girls talk! I don’t want them to think I am stupid. I want their respect and in return I treat them well.
So lighten up guys! Can’t Nic Frenchy just post a FR report and not be taken out to be shot? Hey if you want to do that then the Frenchman who runs Baccara should be your choice. He is truly a cheap son of a bitch who never ever acknowledges a good customer with even a smile.
And please boys if you don’t like anything I said just keep it to yourself; will ya? LOL
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:33 am on May 15, 2006
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ColoradoGuy
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Quote: from david 85260 on 3:26 pm on May 15, 2006
And please boys if you don’t like anything I said just keep it to yourself; will ya? LOL
Ok, I will. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:09 am on May 15, 2006
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seajohn
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Dear fellow sentients, due to your suggestions I have been considering the physical problem of propulsion as well, following an insightful query posed by Expatchuck and I believe answered with strong foundation in evolutionary tendancies, by professor Buttman 007.
On the surface of the seas, the dolphin girls will be able to dive in and out of the waves much like their namesakes, however when traveling thus alone (between males) they should also be able to concaveously arch their smooth backs in a simulated half of 69, be it 6 or 9, and "roll" over the waves or under them moving from 6 to 9 to 6 and back again. A method of locomotion, this will also intrigue and attract the nearby males of one billion years' time by their individual virtuousity in simulated 69.
I like the idea of cilia, and I believe it will certainly propel them. I don't see why females, with all the attention given to their luscious lock, will not be able to develop a more sophisticated scalp musculature--de facto turning the hair of their heads into a large patch of cilia that can perform the navigational functions. This could certainly be augmented in times of urgent desire by a methane thrust from their nostrils. Especially as Buttman 007 has with undoubted accuracy predicted the future diet of algae for dolphin girls (this being the vegetable and the protein coming from you-know-where during the 69).
Congratulations, gentlemen. And again, I thank you for your concerns for our future, which we all share. However, our theories, which will take the world by surprise, will gain followers. And not simply because of the pleasure involved in 69, no... ah, how childishly idyllic that would be... but because of the indebatable scientific evidence for our claims!!!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:13 am on May 15, 2006
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NicFrenchy
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Quote: from david 85260 on 3:26 pm on May 15, 2006
Can't Nic Frenchy just post a FR report and not be taken out to be shot?
you know David, I really don't pay attention to the people that reply to my posts unless they have something intelligent to say... you can be critical without being negative or offensive, but to some people here, that's definitely too much to ask.
There will always be morons in a group of people, that's the way the world goes... so I don't really get offended (especially by someone I don't know and who is sitting behind a keyboard thinking he's "cool").
When I experience something, I post in the interest of Sharing, some people won't like it, others will find it useful.
Thanks for your insightful post
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:52 am on May 15, 2006
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penbelly
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To the David dude with the numbers after his name (whichever ones) I have a remedy for your attitude problem: Get laid. frequently. really.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:14 pm on May 15, 2006
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wowser34
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David why do you laugh when u are trying to say something serious?
And please boys if you don’t like anything I said just keep it to yourself; will ya? LOL
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:37 pm on May 15, 2006
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seajohn
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I don't know how david 85260's post relates to the OP or to comment's on the OP. Did he post on the correct thread? No time to check.
Anyway, the subject's passe now. We're on to bigger matters, in case you haven't noticed, david 85260. Your name, however, is rather futuristic, and so does have a certain prophetic appeal.
NicFrenchy's original post, no problem. There are many scenes in p4p/nightlife in Thailand, and there's no law declaring that every man has to like every one of them. Everyone will prefer some venue over another--that's natural and falls in with the evolutionary scheme.
In a billion years they'll all be under the sea anyway, with 69ing dolphin couples making their way toward their companions spread like colorful ecstatic coral across the soft sandy floor.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:06 pm on May 15, 2006
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Oz
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Quote: from seajohn on 10:59 am on May 16, 2006
In a billion years they'll all be under the sea anyway, with 69ing dolphin couples making their way toward their companions spread like colorful ecstatic coral across the soft sandy floor.
You had better stop smoking the Sea-grass matting!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:13 pm on May 15, 2006
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