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Piper,
I much prefer cabs as well - paying about 1500 a month on cabs before I got the rental at 1600. My problem is I am in Diera when leaving work - I have lots of cab #'s but no one wants to come into Diera at that time - waiting 45 minutes and up to 2 hours was driving me nuts. I hate to drive as well - I never owned a car in my life - been very lucky living in big cities with great public transpo. Company moving to Festival City in June - will see if Cabs are any better there - if so I will gladly give up the rental.
BC,
Yep - the SZR drift is nerve wrecking - its amazing how often it happens - the dive bombing across several lanes also keeps me on my toes - amazing how people are not able to advance plan when they will be getting off and shift lanes accordingly. Theres no excuse for holding a cell phone to ones ear when handsfree is so cheap these days.
To bad there is no car pooling - when you look to ur left and right there are nothing but single drivers.
I have been driving for a month and the need for massage has gone up dramatically to the delight of a few PRC's 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:42 am on April 16, 2007
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Otho
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Hello chaps. Funny story for you. Well, it's not funny at the beginning, but bear with it..
I recently contracted a genital wart. I know exactly who I got it from. I'm normally scrupulous about rubbering up but one night around Christmas, I got hammered on tequila with a girl I'd been with a few times before, as well as her mates, and ended up taking her and one other home. Great night. She's PRC, very glamorous, very sexy, hangs around the Bur Dubai bars. You'd probably know her. In fact you might have even...oh, never mind.
We went home, didn't bother with the condom, and then carried on without it on our subsequent meetings. What's done is done and all that.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, I noticed this tiny thing on my knob, just before the bell end, but didn't think much about it. But then I took another girl home from Jockeys and she spotted it straight away. Well, not straight away, only after fairly close examination; put it this way, her face was a lot closer to it than mine could ever get. "This bad," she told me. "In China, I nurse. You go with lady sick. Now must go doctor, then no problem."
So off I went. He told me it was a genital wart and unless I had warts on my hands (which I don't) I had almost definitely contracted it through sexual contact. He said it wasn't too bad as it was still tiny, but it had to be sorted out. Then he sent me to see the vereio, venereo, oh f*** it, the clap doctor.
This guy was Eastern European, Ukrainian I think. Interesting guy. I've never seen a doctor smoking in his own surgery before. He got hold of my knob, put his fag out, had a look and said he could freeze it off. Wouldn't take a minute, wouldn't hurt a bit.
But then he got the liquid nitrogen out and the canister was empty. "Where's the cryo?" he shouted at the nurse. (Cryo is short for cryogenic, which means freezing stuff, I know these sorts of things.) "We've run out," she said. "It's in Sharjah. Won't be delivered for two weeks."
I should have offered to jump in the car and go for it myself.
He took another thing out of the cupbard that looked like a big fat marker pen, took the stumpy top off it and gave it to me to hold. "What's this?" I asked. "It's a laser," he said. "This WILL be painful."
He took a tighter hold on my knob, switched the laser on and f*** me, it hurt like a motherf***er. I went through every swear word in my extensive vocabulary. Towards the end, I could actually smell burning flesh!
It worked a treat though. All he had to do was wipe it with a kleenex at the end and it's good as new now.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:07 pm on April 17, 2007
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Barcrawler
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I just heard a report via the CIA that the Cyclone is CLOSED. I checked the tense and was told "Already closed"
Any comments? There was a post a while back that it was going to close.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:49 am on April 18, 2007
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piper101
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Speaking of cars... these guys can afford all the mongering they like.
Seven masked men, armed with AK47s, rammed two cars into an exclusive mall and made away with millions in diamonds two days ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MQAjIIQbjM
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:20 am on April 18, 2007
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piper101
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Gold at Finnegans, Gold at Rattlesnake
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Struck gold at Finnegan's last night. Two girls at the bar (one was a stunner - very long dark hair, big dark eyes with a bit too much eye-liner). Fortunately, she kept looking over and smiling as I flirted with her nonverbally in between kicking ass on the pool table. As my Russian/American pal and I left for Rattlesnake around 1:00am, I stopped to chat with her. Being a smooth operator  I guessed she was Turkish, so in my rudimentary Turkish I asked her how she was.
She laughed at my bad accent and answered me in Turkish. I told her I'd never seen her around, and asked which bar she usually works. She said she works in Sharjah. I reminded her there are no bars in Sharjah (it's a prohibition town next to Dubai - what a juxtaposition). She said she doesn't work in bars - she works in an office daytime. We chatted a bit more, but Pal was in a hurry for some Rattler action (a big-breasted Russian girl kept calling him from there), so I took her number and promised to call soon.
Had a great time in Rattler. More CIS girls than ever. I played around with a few delicious regulars, and a new Russian blonde stunner - short blonde punk hairstyle, very stylish, very pretty, fun attitude. Then fell in love and played with a new supermodel African girl (9.75/10). Closing time at 3am, so I had to go home (work in the morning), but took her number also. Will call and tell her about my hobby (photography), and if she agrees, will set up a date.
It will be either her or the Turkish delight this weekend.
At 3am my pal decided to go home with his big-breasted Russian girl for some lovin'. I kept reminding him we had work in the morning (I'm a responsible friend ), but he just smiled and went away with her. Saw him at work this morning - worn out but smiling. I don't know how he does it.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:00 am on April 19, 2007
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Barcrawler
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Quote: from piper101 on 12:45 pm on April 19, 2007
so in my rudimentary Turkish I asked her how she was.
All I can remember is Beir bira lütfen, çok güzel, and the totally unforgettable "As Sol", meaning a little to the left
Some stanis also speak some Turkish. So Dubai based mongers may find the following phrases useful.
Adiniz ne?
Nerelisiniz?
Yalniz misiniz?
Oteliniz nerede?
Memnun oldum
Nelerden hoslanirsiniz?
Gözlerin çok güzel
Bu aksam olmaz
Kendimi sana yakin hissediyorum
Now, because some members have posted foreign language translations in the past that have been, shall we say, less than accurate I will leave you to find out what they mean. But should you ever hear. Seni seviyorum you should reply Güle alerjim var and leave in a hurry!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:53 am on April 19, 2007
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tripod765
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the closing of the Cyclone (temp or permanent??) must be having an impact. I wandered into the York last night and it was hopping!! loads of stunners, many PRC. I was approached by an obvious Cyclone refugee and was offered a grand time for $300US. I patted her on the backside and sent her off to find a rich man, but she hung around to chat for a few minutes and eventually agreed to go with me for 500 Dhs! (no joke) Worth every fil, I might add-- she claims to be half-Japanese and I think it may be true as she could talk the talk and also had nihonjin facial features. oh, and also huge fake boobs. Prime girl, good service.
Maybe the York is finally making a comeback? Too bad about the Metro construction in front though, it makes the walk to a taxi that much longer, and last night at least there were a lot of local-looking guys hanging around out front so I was a bit worried about CID.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:08 am on April 19, 2007
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Barcrawler
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Quote: from tripod765 on 9:53 pm on April 19, 2007
the closing of the Cyclone (temp or permanent??)
Do you know for a fact that is closed? My source heard it through a branch of CIA grapevine that consists mostly of civilians and part timers as opposed to full time wgs, and she was a little incredulous, not so much telling me, but asking me if I had heard anything in corroboration.
If anyone is planning a visit, I would suggest that a phone call first may be a good idea.
Quote: from tripod765 on 9:53 pm on April 19, 2007
agreed to go with me for 500 Dhs! (no joke) Worth every fil
ST or LT? It is my contention that the 500 AED LT is still obtainable.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:31 pm on April 19, 2007
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tripod765
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No I don't personally know if it is closed, but I had already read your post and then she also told me it was, and there were clearly some new and rather fine PRC ladies there. Maybe I just went on the right night, but I rarely go there anyway these days.
Yes 500 LT is still easy to find, even for a decent looking girl. I still get 500 LT on a regular basis (tonight, for example ) But I was satisfied with 500 ST for this girl, especially since I brought her price down from $300 without even really trying, and ST was all I really wanted anyway. cheers
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:45 am on April 20, 2007
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Barcrawler
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Quote: from tripod765 on 1:30 pm on April 20, 2007
No I don't personally know if it is closed, but I had already read your post and then she also told me it was
Well that's a second source so it seems likley.
The oraginal post was from farhan20 on 12:40 pm on Jan. 30, 2007
I have heard from a very reliable source yesterday that Cyclone will soon become thing of the past. The Al Nasr Club has decided not to renew the license after it expires.
However clubs have been closed for a short period, then reopend later.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:38 am on April 20, 2007
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