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intotheunknown777
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I am going to BKK next week to have some fun, then 3 days later I will be picked up at the airport by someone who thinks I just arrived.
So... how can I come out the Arrivals gate although I'm already in BKK?
Is there a way to get INTO the arrivals area without a boarding pass? (Paying the 500 Baht airport fee would be a lesser problem)
thanks for any tips/help/suggestions...
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Posted on: 2:46 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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Isee
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Why don't you just say the plane arrived early and telephone the "someone" to meet you somewhere and say you've already gone through immigration...Just tell "them" a later time and that you took into account immigration and baggage delays etc. I would work on giving yourself 2 hours min.
Whatever, don't give the flight details etc. Could it be that simple?
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Posted on: 2:59 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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intotheunknown777
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You're right, it's probably the easiest way.
I just wanted to add some extra credibility... 
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Posted on: 5:05 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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Adventure Guy
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Been there, done that! 
As you face the ground floor Arrivals area from the outside taxi area, the doors on your far RIGHT are the ones that arriving passengers will exit to catch taxis, just after they have passed the gauntlet of hotel card-waving pick-up reps, hotel/taxi touts, and awaiting friends, all clustered in front of the coffee shop. Tell your friend to meet you in that coffee shop.
HOWEVER...
At the OTHER end of Arrivals, that is on your LEFT hand side facing the Arrivals hall, there is ANOTHER similar set of doors, used primarily by 5-star hotel pick-up reps.
So...as you approach Arrivals in the taxi on this devious mission, you will first encounter those seldom used exit doors on that left side, before coming to the line of waiting taxis and the main exit doors at the far right hand end.
Stop the taxi at those first set of doors on the left side, get out (with all your luggage of course that you would have if arriving on the flight), grab a loose lugage cart, wait at that end and listen for announcements of the landing of your fictitious flight, then wait about 20 minutes longer for them to clear passport and luggage, and blend into those deplaning your fictitious flight as they walk towards the gauntlet/coffee shop area at the other end - with your best big Arrivals Smile. 
Oh - and be SURE to keep your flight tickets away from prying eyes.  TGs are the world's worst skeptics.
Now why do you suppose that is?
P.S. I completely disagree with fabricating an arrival time. Exceptionally early arrival times are not credible, and it is too easy and common to check the net and airline for arrival time, which is just good practice - and a skeptic's first thought.
My TG had!
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Posted on: 5:29 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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intotheunknown777
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thanks a lot for this almost perfect how-to...
"almost", because in the past my TG has picked me up right after the arrivals gate/exit, so I would have a hard time explaining to her why we should meet in a cafe or at some other door this time.
this is why I wanted to get into the arrivals area somehow and then immediately walk out again...
btw this is my ex-TG from a year ago so I don't really have scruples, we just want to spend some time together. Of course I could just tell her that I will be there 3 days earlier but that might mean endless tirades and bad moods which I want to avoid on my precious vacation days.
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Posted on: 6:02 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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barrafish
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Adventure Guy,
You are a calculating, thinking out of the square, no good, cheating, prick scumbag. You are what we are looking for.
Please present yourself to,
Commander,
Far East Command,
Central Intelligence Agency, (CIA to some)
Down Under Bar,
Soi 7/1,
Suckthistit,
Bangkok. Ask for Joy.
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Posted on: 6:28 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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Ravan
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AG's answer is full of holes.
Firstly there is to much risk she may not wait at the coffee shop and wanders over to lean on the railing and watch you walk through.
Secondly there are officials that stand at that exit into the area where the taxi touts wait, they do not let anyone walk back into that exiting section. I would presume it is the same at the other end where he recommends to enter and blend in.
Thirdly, if you do enter from that other end and she is waiting at the rails, you will stick out like a sore thumb as the only guy walking down that other alley way in the wrong direction. You might even draw attention to yourself with taunts of 'hey farang you go long way'.
I would tell her the plane is delayed an hour. Then go up to the second level where you can catch a taxi at departures and wait. Then call her at an appropraite time before she is due and tell her that the delay was rectified from the departure destination and that you are here on time and waiting upstairs at so and so.
Then if she was there early and decided to wait, you can still get away with it by saying she must have missed you walking through, not hard to do in the crowds. Chances are big she would not be waiting at the railing an hour early for you, she would go sit somewhere or whatever.
Other thing you can do is go to the other terminal, say you took a wrong turn inside or had some trouble with luggage and had to go to another section in terminal 1 to retrieve it. then call her, say where are you baby....I waiting for you outside baby.....well I here baby I not see you....I here baby where you baby....here baby.....what terminal are you at baby.....oh no not that one, I at terminal 1, these f***ers f***ed up yadda yadda......ok baby I come to you.....no no baby wait there outside, I come up there......ok baby lets f*** in the taxi......ok baby....
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Posted on: 7:02 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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LastSurvivor
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I have your answer! This is really easy.
I know this because my tgf (now in America) would always be waiting at the WRONG terminal. Only time she got it right was the very first time she met me at the airport. I was flying Korean (terminal 2) and she would be at terminal 1. When I flew NWA she was at terminal 2 and I would be at terminal 1. Tell her to meet you at the other terminal and then call and say "Where are you?". Oh, I'm at the other terminal and either you walk to her or have her walk to you since you are sooooo tired from the LONG flight. Walk takes about 5 minutes and is a very siimple solution.
LS
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Posted on: 7:20 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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Adventure Guy
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Quote: from Ravan on 8:49 pm on Jan. 21, 2006
AG's answer is full of holes.
Really? Well I've done it and it's worked like a charm.
>Firstly there is to much risk she may not wait at the coffee shop and wanders over to lean on the railing and watch you walk through.<
You're making a problem when there is no problem at all. So what if she does? The distance from the railing to the other exit is so far that she would have to be looking to the other end with binoculars, AND have X-Ray Vision - to spot you through all the other passengers walking through and milling about the several /Exchange/Hotel/Transportation booths along the way. Check it out before you make something up.
>Secondly there are officials that stand at that exit into the area where the taxi touts wait, they do not let anyone walk back into that exiting section.<
??? Absolute crap. That exit is ALSO the main entrance - where the touts, hotel pick-up guys, and friends come in AND out to wait (although some could also come in from Departures above).
>I would presume it is the same at the other end where he recommends to enter and blend in.<
Wrong presumption - AGAIN! That other end is where pck-up guys from five-star hotels (and ANYONE else) can come IN - and out. ABSOLUTELY no guards blocking entry/exit - nor reason for one as it is not a secure area.
>Thirdly, if you do enter from that other end and she is waiting at the rails, you will stick out like a sore thumb as the only guy walking down that other alley way<
Hello? Read again! I said "WAIT until passengers from your fictitious plane are streaming out and walk down to blend in with them". What's so hard to understand about that?
>in the wrong direction.<
It is not "the wrong direction". It is the correct direction, but just coming from a bit farther down than the other arriving passengers.
>You might even draw attention to yourself with taunts of 'hey farang you go long way'.<
So? It IS fifty meters 'long'er way - but not a 'wrong' way if that's what you were suggesting.
>I would... (say) she must have missed you walking through, not hard to do in the crowds. <
Hello??? So why in my scenario, which WORKED, is she waiting by the rails like a hawk, with vision able to penetrate crowds at distance of over a hundred meters, but in your scenario it is "not hard to" miss you "walking through" DIRECTLY past her "in the crowds", incredibly smaller as they are just a meter between you???
>Chances are big she would not be waiting at the railing an hour early for you, she would go sit somewhere or whatever.<
Why are the chances big in your scenario that she would NOT be at the railing, but would "sit somewhere", but in my scenario you fabricate that she would probably be AT THE RAILING - despite asking her to meet at the usual and convenient place to "sit", the coffee shop.
>Other thing you can do is go to the other terminal,
say you took a wrong turn inside.<
Hello??? That is so phony it is laughable. To mysteriously wind up in ANOTHER - SEPARATE - terminal, the one for OTHER aircraft from OTHER departure locations. Sheesh!!!
>...or had some trouble with luggage and had to go to another section in terminal 1 to retrieve it<
That is laughable as well, as ALL the arrival luggage from a flight landing at Terminal One is in ONE ROOM of Terminal One - even delayed luggage.
She would have to be incredibly dense to believe your lame excuses - and I don't seem to wind up with such dense girls as you.
What's your problem guy? Do you have some complex about having to prove someone wrong? Have you considered counseling?
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Posted on: 10:37 am on Jan. 21, 2006
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manowar
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Unbelievable! all this work to pretend you have just arrived in BKK? why not just tell your TG that she does not have to pick you up at the airport. Tell her you have arrived early and could not get in touch with her so you took a taxi and already at your favroite massage parlour waiting to get a BJ.
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Posted on: 3:28 pm on Jan. 21, 2006
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