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jumblatts
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Note - Forum newbie hence cannot post directly into Phuket Forum.
Having extracted countless nuggets of information, opinion and good advice from the Forum, I thought it was about time I put something back. Hence here's my first field report. I decided the most appropriate format would be a series of reports ( a la Mr serialization himself, Nokna) which describe my recent 9 day tour of duty in Phuket.
First of all, in order to provide context, - my credentials. Now in my mid-thirties, I've been in and around Asia for 9 years, 4 of them in Thailand. I'm currently working in Cholburi and living in Pattaya. The action takes place within the last two weeks.
So here goes - day one.
It's 8:30 in the morning and already warm enough to break a sweat. I'm The taxi has arrived at my Pattaya condo and as my bags are being loaded, this is the time to clear up all/any issues of fare. Are the tolls included ? Do I have a receipt for the pre-paid deposit ? Yawn etc. Sorted.
The trip to the airport was completed in total silence whilst I made a good start of my holiday reading. I always l like to be well into a novel before take-off, just so that I have something to distract my mind from potentially unusual mechanical noises, buffeting and general discomfort of air travel. I don't like flying - I drink my way through each and every journey made at those ridiculous velocities and elevations.
No wonder then, arrival at Phuket airport found me in good humour, with big smiles for everyone. This taxi ride ( free pick-up ) to the C&N hotel in Patong was filled with good-natured ripples of conversation by both myself and the driver. The current hotspot in terms of discos, he told me, is Tiger on Bangla Rd. I filed this info for future retrieval but I was wary that this was at odds with recent advice from the Forum.
Got checked in without any hassles. The room was described as VIP and I had no qualms with taking the one offered without hesitation. Not much of a view, but nice big bed, big room, big bathroom with power shower, very clean all round.
As it was only 4pm, and I was still buzzing from the in-flight anaesthetics, I decided to have an orientation walk around the town. I turned left out of the hotel and then crossed over and wandered down Bangla road. I was vaguely looking for a 7 eleven whilst taking note of my surroundings. Walked the length of the road, turned right then walked along the beach road turned right again. Getting sweaty and frustrated I couldn't believe this place didn't have a 7-11. What kind of one-shop town had I dropped into ? I'm used to a 7-11 every 50 yards in Pattaya. Or at least a FamilyMart. I turned right at the next major junction. Nothing. More walking. Turned right again and heading back to the hotel and finally I found my oasis. I stocked up on ( in order of anticipated usage) beers, cigarettes, nibbles, mints, mouthwash, condoms.
I'd already spotted the place where I would eat - the Italian restaurant on the soi north of and parallel to Bangla. Not the best people watching place, but good enough whilst I polished off what was to be the first of several pizzas this week.
Belly full, it was time to hit the trail - straight down Bangla rd. Being a Pattaya and Bangers sanooker, my first instincts were to sample the go-gos. The main area for this is Soi Seadragon. I made directly for Playskool and entered with what I thought was a sense of purposeful confidence, walked left and dropped into one of the seats lining the wall.
Only about 5 other guys were in there and around 11 girls. Nothing sitting by the door or around the bar grabbed my eye - but hold the phone, there on stage - second one along out of the 4 - a belter ! Just my type, flat stomach, tidy arse, pretty face, no big obvious tats. She, I thought with a pull on my Marlborough, will do very nicely indeed. Smiles, raised glass and eye contact were made - she'd be right over after her dance. This gave me time to make a hasty plan. Do I really want to grab the first decent one I've seen in town ? Or maybe bf her, arrange to meet later, but shop around and drop her if there's something better ? Nah bollocks to that said my one eyed advisor - take her home right now ! So she wanders over smiling and holding her hand out for an introductory shake. Her name is ‘A'. Small talk is talked. I then start to sense something's not well as she still hasn't sat down. She's standing in front of me bent at a slight angle, still holding my hand whilst she's asking her questions. This was making me feel like an old age pensioner being quizzed by Prince Charles. Then she lays it on me - I'm busy at the moment, but can you wait a few minutes ? Err..yeah..sure...course.. no problem. So she's back over to the punter in the stalls who's already been buying her drinks but at the same time she's lining me up, just in case the current one doesn't produce. I feel used. I'm not standing for this. I look around the room for moral support but there's none to be had. A second scan of the remaining girls reinforces the fact that A was by far the tastiest. The bin was checked and without glancing towards the tiers, I was out the door.
I headed left along the soi to the furthest go-go - didn't catch the name. It was a fairly large place with plenty of girls on stage but nothing worth a bf. Across the road and into a familiar named bar, Suzie Wongs. As I sat, I immediately clocked a fantastic pair of legs and an arse to match - even better, they were on the same girl. She had on a cowboy hat which I got her to throw down to me from the stage. She came and sat and then the bubble burst. She was older than I like and her looks were not going to work for me. Nice girl though. I waited till she was back on stage so I could have another look at her pins, then left. It was time to try some beer bars. I headed back along Bangla and went into soi Easy, 1st or 2nd bar on the right. Nothing impressive, ordered a g&t, downed it and left. Next stop was soi Tiger. I marched up the centre aisle and using peripheral vision only, tried to find a bar with a large number of girls. A grabber who didn't actually grab me caught my eye and I jumped onto the stool next to her. She was average TG height but called Lek nonetheless. She had an alluring face, sultry, almost Indian in appearance. Her smile sparkled and her eyes danced in a face which hinted at secrets and promises of shared joy. And she had big tits. I was happy to sit and chat with her for an hour then started to make the arrangements to BF. Oh sorry she says, tonight cannot. Tomorrow OK ? Bloody hell ! What is occurring ? I mumbled some vague 'mai pen rai', checked and left. I was running out of time as it was now 12:30. OK lets try the discos. I decided against the Tiger and went up the Bangla and across into Tai Pan. I found myself a table near the dance floor which was just starting to fill up. A couple of beers were downed whilst the crowds spilled in. I spotted a nice little candidate on the other side of the dance floor who immediately became my intended for the night. Very short, tiny sports bra, tiny waist, pleasant face, long single braid. I wasn't going to rush into this one. Taking my time to chill, probably catch her eye and smile I stayed in my seat and ordered another beer. I smugly blew smoke into the air and looked at her through narrowed eyes. A bare flicker of a smile playing on my lips as if to convey the thought that we both knew she was coming with me tonight. My squinting and gurning soon stopped when a huge focker made his way over from somewhere at the back of the room, took 2 strides to cover the dance floor, grabbed my angel and disappeared off with her.
Arse.Right time to get serious. I stand up and start searching around the room as if I've lost my granny in a supermarket. I'm peering intently into the far corners of the room, staring at girls faces as the disco lights hit them. I'm vaguely aware that someone is standing next to me as I decide to start a roving patrol of the room. Luckily I cop a sneaky glance at this person and make an abrupt change of plan. She wasn't looking at me but had a big friendly smile on her face and that was enough for me to make my choice. We'll call her ‘L'. We had a couple of drinks, danced a couple of tunes. I poured my beer over the lap of an Indian gent, bought him and his mate a couple of drinks, then hit the road with L in tow.
I already liked her for her smile. Once I saw her arse I liked her even more. Very tidy body, not the slimmest waist but good enough. In the room a little bit of MTV delay, then she took herself off to the shower and came out towelled. On my exit from the bathroom, she was in the sack and ready for action. Tits were v small but belly flat. We had a little fumble and then I went for the durex. I pummeled away at her for a few minutes and she was into it well enough but by now I was fairly aled and knew it was going to be hard work. So I pulled out, unsheathed and guided her hand to my fella. As I was now straddling her, she got the message and gave me a nice pull over her belly and tits. For appearances sake I washed off in the bathroom and then had a glass of water whilst she went did the same.
MTV kept us company a little longer before I drifted off at about 4am.
A good finish to a busy first day. I felt that I'd covered a lot of ground and although at one point I was in danger of going home empty handed, I managed to gather a lot of info which would come in handy during the week ahead.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:52 am on April 2, 2004
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Ronaldo
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A day of fun and frivolty.
Epic... Must have been the novel that started you off.
Great stuff.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:33 am on April 2, 2004
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nokna
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ah Playschool.....
spent many happy nights there on a couple of trips.
remember doing the ultimate Falang no-no there once,dancing on the stage.......
Seadragon was always the best Soi in my opinion.
good FR.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:37 am on April 2, 2004
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jumblatts
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Thanks for the feedback guys.
More reports from the trip to follow shortly.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:12 am on April 4, 2004
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LivinLOS
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Concerned at 12.30... Hell I dont normally go out until 10 - 11 !!! Last couple of hits have been getting hit on by freebie freelancers at 5AM or later after safari or underground... Home by dawn (sometimes) !!
Also give the Dragon a scout above Soi Easy, its another Ott run place and becoming my favorite meat market.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:20 am on April 5, 2004
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ringthebells
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waiting for more to come.
rtb
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:34 am on April 5, 2004
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