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CalEden
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One of my long sufferings of all the years coming to LOVS, is breakfast. Breakfast is a very important meal for the sex tourist and should be always included into the daily regime. There is one important ingredient that is a must, it is symbolic of our biological role in life, the innate programing mother nature has left us as males, the quest for questionably pure Thai girls, and that basic need we all suffer from, some more than others.......sustenance. That aphrodisiac is the egg, the fruit of the females species ovaries via the womb. In this case a female chicken.
Now I like my eggs fried with the yoke broken and cooked solid. The last thing I need to eat is some raw chicken sperm. Now if you like your eggs sunny side up, does that make you gay?
No matter how I explain, even with the assistance of a native speaker the eggs are always sunny side up with runny yokes. Even after showing them the error of their ways. Piercing the yoke with a knife and scrambling the yoke saying cook, cook. She asks me next morning same show me yesterday? Yes! Receive eggs sunny side up yokes raw. So this morning wait until I can hear the eggs popping in the fry pan. Go back to the kitchen politely ask for a knife and scramble the yokes myself.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:12 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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Jazzngolf
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Amazing, the types of things that we choose to complain about in Thailand...I guess you could always stay home and eat breakfast at your local Village Inn. I am sure those fellas would prepare your eggs just the way you like 'em!!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:24 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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bkkz
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CalEden, I have 2 eggs everytime I have breakfast. The simplest solution is to order an omlet or scrambled eggs. If you want them sunny side up, just tell them to cook it more, tell them "aow khai dao sook sook". That will take care of the yolk and perhaps overcook the egg as well.  Perhaps just tell the cook, "aow khai daeng sook na khrab".
"khai daeng" (don't know why it's called daeng, which means red) = yolk.
"sook" = cooked.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:33 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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Mel Gibson
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Chicken sperm ?????? AHH Katoy chickens?
Time for a long chat, chickens are female and therefore do not excrete sperm. 99% of eggs are of the unfertilised type, i.e egg that has not been fertilised by ROOSTER sperm.
If you want your yokes cooked just buy the powdered stuff, a real egg is definately sunny side up or just not worth cooking.
YMMV
P.S did you realise your tomatoes, lettuce, mangoes etc etc contain uncooked sperm? un-fertilised fruit simply does not grow. In fact even YOU have,,,, you get the story
Mel
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:35 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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DrLove
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don't know why it's called daeng, which means red
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Probably has its nature of a duck egg... the yolk is red..
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:51 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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MickTheKick
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Quote: from CalEden on 10:30 am on Oct. 13, 2006
The last thing I need to eat is some raw chicken sperm.
Mel's right, there's no sperm in that egg...
It's a common myth that this ugly white sperm-like string thingy you can find in every raw or almost raw or not CalEden well done egg is rooster sperm. In fact it's nothing else than mother nature's way to make sure that the yoke is adaquately positioned inside the egg, just to avoid the yoke from 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:57 pm on Oct. 12, 2006
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Mel Gibson
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CalEden, just a second thought on the subject,,,,,,, please NEVER visit China,, a speciality there is to get fertilised eggs, wait till the little chicken / rooster is about to hatch and then break them out and deep-fry them. Eaten heads, bones and all. Yes I tried it, had to close my eyes, but was not as bad as I imagined.
Ok, we have dispelled? the rooster sperm theory,, may I ask have you DATY with Thai gals ??? So many here do, do they think of the girls boyfriendsssssssss sperm?
No way is this little black duck goin down on an unknown quantity / quality.
sunny side up and feelen grand
Mel
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:30 am on Oct. 13, 2006
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CalEden
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Quote: from Mel Gibson on 9:53 pm on Oct. 13, 2006
Chicken sperm ?????? AHH Katoy chickens?
Mr, Gibson and the rest, we'll start with the birds and the bees. Sperm fertilizes the egg, then comes the baby. Now tell me with some reasonable amount certainty that some of the eggs you eat in morning are not fertilized eggs.
Write something for pure entertainment value, the prudes come out of the closet! 5555! I'm just having fun with you, for people who take life too seriously. I'm not even serious here. This is another reason I post very little. 5555!
The information about ordering is much appreciated! Thanks All!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:25 am on Oct. 13, 2006
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Mel Gibson
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Mr, Gibson and the rest, we'll start with the birds and the bees. Sperm fertilizes the egg, then comes the baby.
AHHH a little rethought required,,, the egg comes,, up to the sperm if it is fertilised or not,,,, i.e still get egg.
Mass produced eggs are thousands upon thousands of Chicken ( non Katoy non male) that produce eggs!!!In little cages away from the unecessary males
No sperm there.
Do women have a baby every period?, egg is produced!!!
Prude,, perhaps I am,, I prefer not to dine on Rooster sperm nor BG bf or other punters sperm,, if that makes me a prude, well yes your correct. Given the choice between eating a fertilised chicken egg or a pussy full of sperm I know which I would choose, YMMV.
CalEden, perhaps your choice to "post very little" is a wise one. ( joke).
Smiles all round,, lets talk unfertilised pussy
Mel, lonely in missing Thailand.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:44 am on Oct. 13, 2006
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shark68
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Cal the solution to your problem is an 'overeasy', even in remote chinese destinations they know the 'overeasy' as an alternative to 'sunny side up', grace to our Amerikan friends touring China or maybe the avian flu...
Shark68
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:49 am on Oct. 13, 2006
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