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tokyojoe
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Arrived in KL last week with mixed emotions. First time to visit (and on expenses too) so that was good but massively frustrating to know that LOS was just a short commuter flight away (with no chance of sliding off as I was accompanying my boss). However, KL is not completely bereft of Thai style attractions and I humbly submit a field report for your reference.
I’d had a full-on week of meetings, lunches and dinners which concluded on Friday at about ten-thirty in the evening, at which point I showered, changed and went out for a beer. I was staying at the Shangri-La, smack in the centre of KL and opposite Jalan P Ramlee (street name) which is full of bars. Given the lateness of the hour, I decided to play catch-up with myself and tucked into a succession of beers with double bourbon chasers. Sitting at the bar, I clocked a number of lookers, but the main attractions were definitely the waiting staff. One was tall, dark and saucy looking, the other smaller, more feminine with classic Asian features and long, jet-black hair. The bar started to clear out at around one but I was told they wouldn’t shut until two or three so I ploughed on. Bar girl one disappeared off to the pool room but bar girl two settled in across the bar from me to go through the evening’s receipts. Now having had about three hours worth of beer and bourbon, I’d convinced myself that I was in fact James Bond and that all the girls in the bar were aching to play the part of Pussy Galore. With this in mind, I was absent mindedly gazing at bar girl two as she did her accounting when she looked up and caught my gaze. Amazingly, given that I’m a big-nosed pale skinned Brit, she returned my gaze and flashed me a huge smile. After a few minutes of this, she came over to join me for a drink. We tried to speak but her English was pretty poor and I was not doing a particularly good impersonation of Sean Connery. Anyway, we drank for a bit and I thought that I was quids in. I was not. Her boyfriend, friend, brother or whatever rolled up and she immediately detached herself from my wit and charm and joined him at the end of the bar. I drank on for a few minutes, told myself that I should at least offer to take her out for a drink, and staggered over to do so. A quick shake of her head and a dark look of hate from her companion managed to get the message that she wasn’t interested across quite convincingly and so I took my leave. Resigned to going back to the hotel and attacking my mini-bar, I didn’t notice the middle aged women fall into step with me as I trundled along the street. When I did, I immediately congratulated myself on not being that drunk that I might try it on with her. However, she then asked if I was looking for a pretty girl….
Versed in the ways of Asian ambiguity I replied that maybe I was. She asked me if I’d like to take a look and I told her that possibly I might. At which point she whipped out her phone and steered me to the kerb, just next to the police box. Within seconds, two cars pulled up and the doors were opened to reveal a bevy of local beauties. She explained how it works here. I make a selection and pay half the fee (100 ringget). I then had to give her my name and room number (thank Christ that I was drunk enough to agree with this). I would then go to my room and await a call. When the girl arrived (she has condom lah) I would pay the balance. She assured my of her discreteness and experience in such matters and I deferred to her accumulated know-how.
I returned directly to my room, showered and awaited the call. Just when I was getting round to writing off the 100 Ringget, the phone ran and the concierge asked me to confirm that I was expecting a lady friend to visit. This I did and within minutes, my chosen beauty was knocking on the door. She was Thai, early 20s, pretty and smiley. She called her mama-san to let her know that the deal was on and we got down to business. Ann was pretty enthusiastic and a good time was had and after she showered, dressed, collected the final 100 ringget and called the mama-san to tell her that she was on her way down. I slipped her a further 50 as a tip which she seemed surprised and happy about. I saw her off and passed out on the bed.
My final night rolled round and I couldn’t give up the chance of a final bout of naughtiness before returning home. However, I thought that I might take a different angle this time and called up one of the numbers in the ad section of the New Straights Times. The voice on the line told me that I could choose any girl (Thai, Malay, Chinese etc) and that a full service for one hour would be 250 ringget. This she promptly reduced to 200 when I said that I might be interested but I’d call her back. I went out, had dinner and checked that there wasn’t any action in the bar (there wasn’t, it was Sunday) before returning to the room and giving the number a call. I stipulated a pretty, slim Malay girl and sat back to await the knock at the door. The same procedure was repeated with the concierge and about thirty minutes after the call, two girls were standing in my doorway. They told me that I was to choose one and send the other away. Wrong footed and not wanting to appear rude (twat!), I let them in. One was prettier than the other, but this was not saying much. Yes, they were Malay, but slim and pretty are probably not adjectives regularly employed to describe them. The pouted and giggled and offered up a discount rate of 350 for them both. Well, sod it. I agreed and we got down to it. However, a few minutes in to the full service, the lead girl asked me if I wanted more than just a BJ to which I agreed. She then hit me for a 100 ringget tip for each of them. She timed the request well and with my balls literally in her hands, I agreed. Anyway, to cut it short, they got down to a professional service but there wasn’t much fun in it and they wrapped it up after about forty minutes. I wasn’t best pleased with it and didn’t want to pay the full tip and also complained about the time keeping. They weren’t leaving without the full tip so I called their mama-san to complain. The upshot was that they left with 100 between them and I informed the mama san that I wouldn’t be using her services again and that furthermore, I’d tell my associates not to. So here it is: don’t bother with http://www.superqueen.com. You’re better off calling Michelle (the mama-san with the cars) on 012 692 5300 or 012 2312 803.
Why I didn’t get Ann back for a second round is beyond me, but there you go, the grass is always greener and all that. In conclusion, KL is a fine destination with certain services readily available but be choosey and go with what you can see rather than what is promised.
Some final pointers:
Individual girls hang around the entrance to the big hotels and hiss at you for business. It seems that about 200 is the going rate. Hotels seem to be up with it. The car-on-demand service seems the norm ( I saw this going on in other areas). There seems to be no problem in finding girls though the quality doesn’t seem to be up to Bangkok’s.
Good luck.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:07 pm on Mar. 17, 2004
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foxmulder
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Quote: from Badger on 9:26 pm on April 26, 2003
Hi Ducknutz
This link maybe of use
http://forum.sammyboy.com/forumdisplay.php?s=7de...
Hello Badger ! I'll be in KL soon..staying at the Renaissance Hotel ! Is it girl-firiendly ?? Any spa facility in this Hotel ??!
Regarding the "Beach Club"..the last time I was there, Girls were waiting for someone to approach them...they never make the first move ! Is it the rule ?? How much is the "damage" ??! Thanks..bye !
Hotels depend on your budget
Jalan Sultan Ismail or Jalan Bukit Bintang are the preferred locations and are in the thick of the action.
Concorde Hotel is in the same building as the Hard Rock cafe
At Christmas I stayed in Renaissance (Highly Recommend)
Any of the below I would also stay in (All in JSI or JBB)
Concorde
Shangrila
Hilton - changed its name to Mutiara
Federal Hotel
Dorsett Regency
(no particular order)
Badger
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:52 am on Dec. 7, 2005
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mister glass
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For nightlife jalan sultan ismail is the best area to stay,
more in particular the concorde hotel as it is girlfriendly
and has a great breakfast buffet.
If you don't like to sample local food you can get some "farang" stuff at the Hard Rock Cafe which is in the same building.
Alcoholic drinks ar on par with HK and singapore because it's an islamic country.The rest of expenses is rather normal.
The hard rock cafe is especially frequented by foreigners who come dinning here.there's a band playing every night but there's not really something going on.
If you head to the beach club, which is just around the corner from the concorde, you will get harassed by
some local Katoeys who will try to sell their stuff just
the same as some agents who will offer you young lady's.If you agree to this they will make a phonecall and 5 minutes later a car will appear with some girls in it.
over to the beach club then, which get packed after 10 o'clock with filipinna's and some thai girls.Covercharge is 25 ringit and will get you 1 drink, each supplementary drink will cost you 20 ringit or more depending on what you drink.
On the opposite of the beach club is the thai bistro club which, contrary to it's name, not has 1 thai girl in it.
There wheren't actually many girls at all, more local malay's and chinese malay men who frequented this place.
All in all if you're looking for a shag head to the beach club, make your pick and expect to pay 300 RM overnight.
If you're used to BKK then KL is rather disappointing.
I rate it even behind HK and singapore.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:38 am on Jan. 6, 2006
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China Sailor
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That is because if you are a foreigner and get caught (girl or guy) you are immediately deported. If you are a Malay (non-Moslem) you can face some severe criminal penalties.
The worst is if you are a Malay and a Moslem, then you go to Islamic Court and the maximum penalty is stoning to death (though this is unlikely)...
BTW: Before you flame; note that recently the Supreme Court of Malaysia has upheld the jurisdiction of the Islamic Courts and their right to inflict any punishment as allowed by the Koran.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:27 am on Jan. 6, 2006
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BCG
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Hi Guys,
Having arrived in KL today, I would be staying at the Concorde Hotel for the next 4-5days.
Saw some iffy posts about the massage parlour on the 1st floor. Went there and took a thai massage. Couldnt see the scope for anything hanky panky.
Anyone has any idea if this massage parlour gives bbbj or fs during their sessions?
Also, any info on a good massage parlour offering FS closeby to concorde? Unfortunately, will be pretty busy, so I dont think I will have too much time to go across the town and check out some action. Hence info on some action closeby will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
BCG
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:38 am on Feb. 24, 2006
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Oz
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Your correct no funny stuff in Concorde but the massage is pretty good! Go round the corner to the Beach Club, 200- 300 Ringit LT for a Flipper.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:51 am on Feb. 24, 2006
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bkkz
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What d'ya mean no hanky panky? Did they close it down or something? It was called the "Recreation Centre" or something like that, which is on the mezzanine floor. It about RM 220 for 1 hour.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:21 am on Feb. 24, 2006
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Oz
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Have not been there since September last, but the only operating MP at the Concorde then was on the Mezzanine Level, very open to outside viewing plus very straight massage. Not even a sniff of funny stuff!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:19 am on Feb. 25, 2006
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BCG
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Thnx BK, had always read about your expertise in bkk. Bt am realising that KL seems to have been your happy (hopefully?) hunting ground!
Yep, concorde has two parlours. i) which is linked directly to the hotel, which can even be charged to the hotel room.
ii) the other one is on the first floor as well, at the back of the floor! this one offered a 88RGT mssg or 250RGT full service option or 88RGT mssg + negotiate rate with girl option.
250RGT is only for 45mins, which was a bummer. anyways, so chose the later option of 88RGT for 1 hr mssg & thn negotiate rate with the girl.
avg girl, look slightly old. settled for 125RGT extra for body to boady mssg + a bbbj. the mssg was avg, but the bbbj was superb. but then again no CIM. so unlike bkk, lottsa of ifs n buts.
Oz, will try beach club tonight so lets see how it goes.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:07 am on Feb. 25, 2006
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UK Punter
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The FI circus was in town this w/e the FLs at The Beach had their price list pegged up, but het UKP was one jump ahead booked Viet friend Thurs night. took her food shopping and allowed her to cook all her favorits. met her Fri afternoon for flollics in the pool and more home cooking, Sat she was awaiting my return from work with fresh veg and a fish or two. Sunday morning the door bell woke us, two of her friends wanted to swim. So I laid on in and they went down to the pool to swim, later I heard voices one was prepairing lunch, another ironing the third trying to get mr vacumm working. I had the hard task of watching Encland loose to Ireland, followed by the FI with lunch served to me on the sofa. The place was left spotless as the lass's departed just before a storm thanking me for allowing them to cook????????????
In Malaysia I've died and gone to heaven, but will still visit BKK next month just to make sure.
UKP
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:29 am on Mar. 20, 2006
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