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Kryptonite
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Went to dinner with the big boss on Friday night. Had some Western food and some Budweiser beer. Boss had some Heiny's. This is the only place in town that doesn't charge 25rmb per small bottle for non-Chinese beers. Still expensive at 15rmb per bottle though. Considering that I can get Chinese beer for 1.5rmb for a big bottle. King Long Chinese beer isn't bad, but it has only about half the alcohol in it as the western beers.
Okay on to the show. After dinner we notice allot of lights around a very small entrance on a side street. He asks if I am interested in taking a look. f*** yeah I aint had no punany for a week! We walk over there and it looks pretty shady. And if Krypto thinks it's too shady, brothers you better believe this place would give you all the shakes.
Okay, boss asks me what I think and I suggest that we give it a pass and head to another place that I have had my eye on. He agrees, so off we go. We head back towards the hotel. He asks why we are going to the hotel and I just say "follow me." We walk to a small alley way that leads behid the hotel. In it is a Thai massage place. I have seen BMW's and Benz's pulling in and out of this place all the time while I have been here. So I figure there is some fun to be had.
We roll into the place. No one speaks English, and we don't speak Chinese. I get the idea across that we want massage, and we head back to some private rooms. The price list is posted on the wall, but all I can read is the price and not what we would be paying for. f*** all! I just pick the most expensive one at 160rmb. Turns out, it is the soapy option. How f***ing good am I really?
They send in the really quite looking younger Chinese gal. I would say 18 or 19. I am loving it. My boss comes in and is complaining because he got an ugly one. I offer to trade, half heartedly, but he refuses. This chick in my room orders up 4 big bottles of beer and starts smoking my cigs like it's her job. The beers come and she opens a bottle with her teeth and downs half of it. f***ing awesome! My type of girl. She gets the water going and soon we are in the tub.
She gets me all scrubbed down in the scalding, and I mean scalding hot water. Then gives Mr. Johnson and couple tugs and makes the motion with the finger through the hole. Oh yes, that's right baby! Daddy wants to butter that muffin.
We get out of the tub and dry off. She gets her clothes back on and says bye bye. WTF! Next thing a competely stunning Chinese girl comes in and give the finger through the hole motion. f*** YEAH! This girl is model hot, she was something that you would see on T.V. here. Damn! Am I good or what? She wants 360rmb. f*** that! I say 200rmb. She agrees. Whew!
She motions for me to get naked, and I start. A little groaning when she saw how harry my chest is. But as the trooper she is she gave me that fake smile. Then more bad vibes when she sees Mr. Johnson. I made some jestures as to say I will only use half. I am a nice guy after all. She gets naked, and boys let me tell you, this might be the hottest chick I have ever been with (besides JHJ's mom).
We get into the deed, and she is giving me the fake moaning and crap. So I start giving her some fake moaning and we start to laugh. Then something happened. She grabs my ass and starts f***ing the shit out of me. The moans turn into grunts, and she is bucking like a bronco that's just been saddled for the first time. Then she just buried it in her and held on and quivered. Ah yes, Big Daddy Krypto has satisfied yet another unknowing lady. Then she is pretty much exhausted, and wants me to just pond the shit out of her and dump my nut. Okay, no problem. Another 15 minutes later and Mr. Johnson squirted a load that Old Faithful would have been proud of.
She grabs my phone, puts her number in and calls herself. Programs my number in her phone. I program hers in mine. She makes the finger in hole motion and the motions to her wallet and shakes her head. As to say, we f*** for free I call you. Ah yes, she lubs me.
I head out and pay the bill. 400rmb total with beers, soapy, and model f***. A little bit more than I wanted to pay, but I was satisfied. Next time I will skip the soapy and go straight to the humpin'.
So, I am back in the room sound asleep. My phone rings at 3am. Guess who? That's another FR that will come soon. 
Krypto
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Posted on: 7:54 pm on Dec. 11, 2004
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Bok Hah
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Nice one Krypto! So did the Boss get a pussy upgrade as well?
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Posted on: 6:36 pm on Dec. 13, 2004
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Kryptonite
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Boss got an upgrade of sorts. He had to go through 4 before he found one that was acceptable for him. Not allot of choice in a small town like this.
Krypto
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Posted on: 8:25 pm on Dec. 13, 2004
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ukguy84
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" She grabs my phone, puts her number in and calls herself. Programs my number in her phone. I program hers in mine. She makes the finger in hole motion and the motions to her wallet and shakes her head. As to say, we f*** for free I call you. Ah yes, she lubs me"
Your so full of shit!
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Posted on: 3:18 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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Kryptonite
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Oh, and by the way, they don't let fat arses in this place that wear purple pimp suits. 5555!
How's your mommma round boy? Tell your wife hello as well. I am sure she misses a real man buttering that muffin.
More FR's to come from my new little home in the middle of the big red country.
Krypto
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Posted on: 6:43 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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ukguy84
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klepto, take it easy mate.
I only said your full of shit.
Whats wrong with telling the truth?
So what does it feel like to be cheating on your wife and kid again?
How long befor you tell us you wont do it again?
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Posted on: 6:58 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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Kryptonite
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How long before you tell us you an stand up, look down, and see you own cock and feet without looking in a mirror? 5555!
Some people need Budha, some people need Jesus......but ukguy84 NEEDS Jenny Craig!
And by the way f*** stick, I am only like to 5th or 6th white person to ever come to this town. Two of the others were female. So I am quite the novelty around these parts of the big red machine.
Anyone can get laid in BKK or Pattaya. Hell look at yourself ukgit84. You get laid there right? It's more of a challenge and thrill to go where no white man has gone before. Kind of like that replica of the Grand Canyon you call your ass crack. 5555!
Krypto
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Posted on: 7:38 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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ukguy84
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klepto
WOW that was funny!
And you are only the 5th or 6th white person there!
Well they aint going to want to see anymore after you, effing halfbreed hillbilly.
With a prick as big as yours I bet you can suck yr own!
Do you spit?
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Posted on: 8:04 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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Kryptonite
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ukguy84 Posted on 7:58 am on Dec. 15, 2004
klepto
WOW that was funny!
And you are only the 5th or 6th white person there!
Well they aint going to want to see anymore after you, effing halfbreed hillbilly.
With a prick as big as yours I bet you can suck yr own!
Do you spit?
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Is that all you got fat boy?
Well, I can't say that I have tried to suck my own. But at least I can see it with out the aid of a mirror. And your wife sure didn't spit. She milked my love muscle for every last drop. That cum drinking slut just couldn't get enough of my magic juice. 
When was the last time you could bend over and tie your own shoes? Or do you just buy slip-ons?
I met one of those TG's you boasted about nailing in Bkk. The girl said she rolled over 6 times and was still on you. WTF? 5555!
You know I heard from some of my contacts up in Bkk that they ladies at the doors of the gogo's are now keeping some Crisco cooking oil at the door. They said some fat prat got stuck in a doorway and f***ed up business for a couple hours until they could get a crane to get his fat arse out of the entrance. Now they just keep the sides of the doorway lubed up so you can just slide right on through.
Say man, I heard that you were thinking of liposuction? I wonder what oil tanker they will get to store all the f***ing lard from your ass?
Some time back you said you were twice the man as I am.....Well, you are more like 4 or 5 times the man I am...LITERALLY! 5555!
You want some more of this biatch? Cuz we can do this all night long mofo. I will knock you lower than whale shit, and beat you like a red headed step child.
Your are lucky I am in a good mood today roundboy84.
Krypto
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Posted on: 8:45 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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Jojje
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Nice FR Krypto! And it sounds very familiar to me, going to China 2-3 times a year. Only thing to watch out for is how they can rig and hail prices for us nice white gentlemen. I always have a feeling we pay at least 75% over going rates - but what the heck - you only live once!
Have you moved permanently to China now? Even I am thinking of moving - somewhere in the region where you used to live! Have serious plans and will make it happen within 2 years or so.....
Have fun and keep it coming!
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Posted on: 8:49 pm on Dec. 14, 2004
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