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jingjo
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A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's ass with your flag!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:15 am on July 2, 2010
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Meatywsg
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
‘Nope,' said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:21 am on July 6, 2010
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Meatywsg
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who
was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pounds fo yen. Today I only get hunat
eighty? Why it change ?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!''
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:22 am on July 6, 2010
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expatchuck
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Any wonder why Quim visits BKK so often?
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Quim, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. Quim replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:54 am on July 6, 2010
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thailife
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Good one EPC.... "I resemble that remark"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:12 am on July 6, 2010
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thewiz
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Obama call girl.......
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said,
I'm the President of the United States,
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead..
Her reply was,
'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as
high as my taxes, & my panties as low as my wages,
Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas,
Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment,
and screw me the way you have the retiree's,
Then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent !'
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:04 am on July 14, 2010
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thewiz
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Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating as to who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow says: Well, no contest. I give 50 quarts of milk every day so I must be the greatest!!
The Ant: Rubbish ! I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest !!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:42 pm on July 15, 2010
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thewiz
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom...'
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:02 pm on July 15, 2010
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thewiz
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. 'Yes, Dad, what is it?'
'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well...... if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.'
The surgery was a great success.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:11 pm on July 15, 2010
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thewiz
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Do you know the relation between two eyes?
They never see each other.......... BUT
� They blink together
� �They move together
� �They cry together
� �They see things together
� �They sleep together
� �They share a very deep bonded relationship
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story:
Woman can break any kind of relationship! !!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:24 pm on July 15, 2010
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