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magnum
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... a short story, sure to warm all your hearts:
"One day, a long, long time ago, there was a woman who did not whine, complain, or bitch.
But... it was a long time ago... and, it was just that one woman... and, only that one day.
The end."
(sigh)
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:28 pm on Oct. 13, 2011
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atl
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oldy but goddy!
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere...?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby!
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:24 pm on Oct. 14, 2011
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expatchuck
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Three holy men and a bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.. Hallelujah!
The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body-cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it,.......circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:12 pm on Oct. 15, 2011
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atl
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What's the difference between Elvis and JFK Jr.?
Elvis was bloated before he died 
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:42 pm on Oct. 16, 2011
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atl
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EPC,
we are both southerners and know Reverend Billy Bob would have called it "wraslin'" 
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:46 pm on Oct. 16, 2011
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thailife
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Hell... wraslin started in the South !!!!!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:21 pm on Oct. 16, 2011
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thailife
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I hpoe this gives everyone a smile heading into the weekend.....
Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “knowing my luck, I’d win one!”
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Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car.”
He replies, “If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!”
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What’s the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own f***ing bike, and wanted to go home!
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed.
The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they f***ed my wife after only five beers!”
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Got this text from my brother recently.
It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while?
The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.
It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”
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Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the f*** out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
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My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going.
”I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going – ‘cus when you’re coming, you look like a f***ing Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!”
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I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I f***ed a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what?
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The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently, “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:18 pm on Oct. 21, 2011
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thailife
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whats difference between pakistan and a prostitute, Pakistan will take your money and will do nothing.
(this is for people form the U.S. who have sent BILLIONS to Pakistan to 'fight terrorism')
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:39 pm on Oct. 21, 2011
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atl
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they f***ed my wife after only five beers!”
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:10 pm on Oct. 21, 2011
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atl
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@Blonk, I was giving TL props for that funny one
and your joke about the single lady in the supermarket is funny as well!
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:39 am on Oct. 22, 2011
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