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atl
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great pick up line:
"Hey baby, why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut!"
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:22 pm on Aug. 27, 2011
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:06 pm on Sep. 2, 2011
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atl
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Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:54 pm on Sep. 9, 2011
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This is the kind of officer I'd follow into the shit any day.
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(For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.)
Excerpted from an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:!
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:37 pm on Sep. 15, 2011
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Don't mess with a country girl.
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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Dear God woman, stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said:
"Nope... you are... I'm only gonna burn down the barn!"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:41 pm on Sep. 15, 2011
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atl
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I like the gun joke mags!
This one, I told years ago on Z:
Ed Zachary Disease:
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.' Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:57 pm on Sep. 16, 2011
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atl
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to rehash a funny one:
A mom is tidying her son's bedroom and finds a hidden stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do????
He says, "DO NOT FRICKIN SPANK HIM!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:02 pm on Sep. 16, 2011
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Quote: from atl on 3:22 am on Aug. 28, 2011
Another pick-up line, just guaranteed to work:
"Hey there little darlin', do you know what would look reeeally good on you tonight?.. me."
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:48 am on Sep. 26, 2011
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Definition of "relative humidity"... the sweat that forms on your balls while you are porking your sister-in-law.
Definition of "woman"... the life support system for a pussy.
Why God gave women legs... so they don't leave slimey little snail trails everywhere they go.
Why cave men dragged their women around by their hair, rather than their ankles... so they don't fill up with gravel.
What you call a whore with a runny nose... full.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:05 am on Sep. 26, 2011
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard".
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:13 am on Sep. 29, 2011
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