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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope,' she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression,
Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat.'
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:51 am on Nov. 18, 2009
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thewiz
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Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
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The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
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At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth.
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One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
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The other is getting 'oral pleasure' from an 85 year old toothless woman.
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They are both thinking the exact same thing.
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What are they both thinking?
I will post the answer tomorrow. HAPPY GUESSIN
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:56 am on Nov. 19, 2009
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SHEIKH14
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Don't look down'
'Don't look down'
'Don't look down'
Don't look down'
'Don't look down'
'Don't look down'
regards
s a sheikh
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:23 am on Nov. 19, 2009
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SHEIKH14
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Wealthy as we grow OLD !!!!
Silver on the Hair
Gold on the Teeth
Stones in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead on the Feet
Iron in the Arteries
And an inexhaustible
supply of Natural Gas..
We never thought we'd
accumulated such wealth!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:26 am on Nov. 19, 2009
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thewiz
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finance, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently.' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered.... 'Is that one word or two?'
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:18 am on Nov. 22, 2009
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thewiz
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous
on the pulpit, I put a glass of voBKa next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning
of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded
to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
following note on the door:
1) Sip the voBKa, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off
his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper
he said, 'Take this and eat it for this is my body.'
He did not say 'Eat me'.
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not:
Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:08 pm on Nov. 24, 2009
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SHEIKH14
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A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a
degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that
hired him was to write a human-interest story. Being from
Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went
to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced
himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.
The young man asked, "What's the most exciting thing that ever
happened around here?"
The farmer thought for a minute and said, " One time one of my
neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then
we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else exciting that happened?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my
neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a
big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we
took her back home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let
try something else. What's the most terrible thing that ever
happened around here?"
The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up
timidly at the young man and said,
"I got lost once."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:42 am on Dec. 7, 2009
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atl
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A woman meets a very attractive and studly man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Maybe, this guy
could be the one!’ Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips, and
he responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love!!!!!!
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known!!!
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:41 am on Dec. 7, 2009
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thewiz
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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: When they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:49 pm on Dec. 8, 2009
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jingjo
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks:
"So whaddaya got in the bag?"
The man responded by reaching into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a georgious piece by Mozart. Now the bartender is extremely curious about this odd sight, so he asks the man:
"Where the hell'd ya get that?"
The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:
"Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish," she says.
The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without even hesitating, he says:
"I want a million bucks."
So the genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks. The bartender turns to the man and says:
"Y'know, I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS."
To this the man responeded:
"No shit! Do you really think that I would have wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:07 pm on Dec. 8, 2009
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