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A guy in a bar was about as drunk as it's possible to get.
A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.
First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.
He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:53 am on Feb. 20, 2012
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atl
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a few sales jokes:
What's the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Only the used car salesemen knows when he lying.
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A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road.
As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in.
After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in bag?", the Indian asks the driver.
The driver says, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Indian is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade."
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Two salesmen are traveling in the country when their car breaks down. The only house around for miles was a large mansion. They knock on the door and a beautiful widow answers the door. Since it is early evening and the garage will not be opened until morning, she offers to let them spend the night in the guest bedrooms.
In the morning they call the tow truck and leave.
About three months later salesman number one opens a letter and can't believe what he reads. He goes to salesman number two and says:
"When we spent the night at the widow's mansion, did you sneak away into her bedroom in the middle of the night?"
"Why, yes I did."
"And did you use my name?"
"Why, yes how did you know?"
"Well, it seems she died and left me her 5 million dollar estate!"
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:44 pm on Feb. 22, 2012
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The below pic was posted in Z forum by Tezza
I considered it worthy of sharing here.
Perhasp someone might like to comment how a guy finds himself in this situation
Caption anyone?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:23 am on Mar. 12, 2012
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expatchuck
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Irish Wedding
At the wedding reception, someone yelled, "Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person
who has made your life worth living?"
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:55 pm on Mar. 17, 2012
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atl
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props to Bob 5 Head, this one liner is funny:
What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy?
"Would you like to buy some candy?"
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:40 pm on Mar. 17, 2012
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atl
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What did Michael Jackson like most about twenty six year olds?
The fact there was 20 of them! 
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:41 pm on Mar. 28, 2012
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expatchuck
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:48 pm on April 6, 2012
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atl
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My response to jury duty interview this week:
"If you were called to jury duty, do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, God?"
"Yes, you're very ugly, and see that smokin hot asian chick over there? Well, I'd really like to f*** her! Should I keep going or are you going to ask me questions?!"
I was dismissed
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:18 pm on April 18, 2012
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