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tvn
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Quote: from atl on 4:36 am on Sep. 3, 2010
hahhahaha...so you got a ladyboy Dr.?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:37 pm on Sep. 2, 2010
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tezza
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Sorry atl but to quote rtb "I don't get it"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:18 pm on Sep. 3, 2010
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expatchuck
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This will get you choked up!
A SENSITIVE MAN:
THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS AND THE INSTRUCTOR WAS IN FULL SWING.
THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.
SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"
SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION. THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.
"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.
"I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"
BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYES, DOESN'T IT?
(Apologize for the caps. I didn't want to retype it.)
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:04 pm on Sep. 5, 2010
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expatchuck
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Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo.
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by....
When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, 'Are you hurt?'
'AM I HURT?' he shouts, 'Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called....he hasn't written....'
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:31 am on Sep. 17, 2010
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atl
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EPC & Blonk,
The last two both gave me a chuckle, but I saw the father punchline coming a mile away!!!!
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:21 pm on Sep. 17, 2010
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thewiz
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Magic Penis
A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!'
The husband said, 'The what'?
The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'
The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis, door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle.
Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife and explained to her how to use it.
After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my vagina.'
The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off, so she put her clothes on, got in her car and set off to the closest hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A Police Officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her licence, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.'
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Magic Penis, my arse...!!!!!!!!!!'
The rest, as they say, is history...
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:29 am on Sep. 28, 2010
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thewiz
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A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to melbourne.
She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that
tells your fortune and thought to herself, 'i'll give it a try and see
what it tells me.'
she went over to the machin e, stepped up on the scale and put her coin
in, out came a card that read, 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, and you
are going to melbourne.'
the nun sat back down. She told herself that the machine probably gives
the same card to everyone. The more she thought about it the more curious
she got so she decided to try it again she went back to the machine and
again put her coin in, and out came a card that read:
'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you are going to melbourne and you are
going to play a violin.'
the nun says to herself, 'i know that is wrong - I have never played a
musical instrument even once in my life.' she sat back down.
From out of nowhere a man came over and sat down, putting his violin case
on the seat between them.
Without thinking, she opened the man's case, took out the violin, and
started playing beautiful music.
Surprised at what she had done, she looked over at the machine, thinking,
'this is incredible, i've got to try this again.'
back to the machine she went, put in another coin, and another card came
out. It read, 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you are going to melbourne
and you are going to break wind.' now she knows the machine is
wrong,as she thought to herself, 'i've never broken wind in public a
single time in my life.' but getting down off the machine she slipped,
and as she was straining to keep herself from falling to the floor, she
broke wind.
Absolutely stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said
to herself, 'this is truly remarkable. I've got to try this again.'
she went back to the machine,put in another coin and another card came
out.
It read: 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you have fiddled
around and missed your flight to melbourne.'
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:19 am on Sep. 30, 2010
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hvid
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The barman screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out and eats it. Then does the same with some peanuts.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?”
“Now what?” asks the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate it... then he did the same with some peanuts!” says the barman.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!”
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:32 am on Oct. 6, 2010
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