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Shredded Wheat
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SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is.... Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is... Having friends.
At age 17 success is.. Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is.....having money.
At age 50 success is... Having money..
At age 70 success is.... Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is..... Having friends.
At age 80 success is.... Not piddling in your pants.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:34 am on Nov. 4, 2010
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atl
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler! -WC Fields
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:36 pm on Nov. 4, 2010
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jingjo
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Daffy Duck was walking down Sukhumvit Rd and saw a hot BG
He asks Baby can you come to my hotel room and sit on my face?
She reply's why?
Is your nose bigger than your DICK?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:48 pm on Nov. 4, 2010
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Meatywsg
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A guy walks into a pub and see's Vincent Van Gogh sitting at the bar, he wanders over and orders a pint from the bar man, he then looks at Vincent and asks, "Would you like a beer", Vincent looks up and replies, "no thanks, i've got one (h) ear".
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:34 am on Nov. 5, 2010
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atl
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If Santa answered letters honestly:
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your Friend, Tommy
Dear Tommy,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly
and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know!
Santa
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:27 pm on Dec. 23, 2010
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thewiz
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A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at B & Q and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the market and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the market he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to Church Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to the lane I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me... How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Jesus lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:31 am on Dec. 24, 2010
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expatchuck
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A guy went to the doctor's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.
'Why not?' asked the man.
'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said the man.
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'
On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'Good god! What happened to you?'
The man said, 'No one showed up.'
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:58 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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expatchuck
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I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:59 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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expatchuck
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A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.
Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now,don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.'
The redneck nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Redneck and the Russian circled each other several times,looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly,there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone,he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold ? No one has ever done it before !'
The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off ?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts' !
I know you are laughing!!!!!!!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:21 am on Jan. 15, 2011
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