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expatchuck
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The following e-mail was received today from one of my former employees. Wonder if he was trying to tell me something. 
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:22 am on Mar. 17, 2011
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atl
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My buddy that has never been married and is almost 40 sent me this, enjoy!
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO."
And so the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and f***ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies
and f***ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was f***in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up all the time.
THE END
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:50 pm on Mar. 21, 2011
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expatchuck
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, he mounts animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:29 pm on May 16, 2011
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expatchuck
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A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
... She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:04 pm on June 30, 2011
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Kaymanx
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Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:23 am on July 3, 2011
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magnum
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... a man walked into a bar, mounted a barstool off toward the end of the bar, hailed the barkeep and ordered up 5 whiskey shots... the barman poured them off and lined them up all on a row before his patron, whereupon his patron took a deep breath, and knocked them down one after the next, then somberly slumped dejectedly down in his stool.
... querilous about the curious ritual he just witnessed, the bartender eased over and unobtrusively asked the man what was the occasion... peering up from his stupor, the man announced that he was comemmorating his first blow job.
... the barman clapped him on his slumped shoulder and exclaimed, "Why that's no reason to feel so down, my man! Congratulations! For that, I'll throw in a free shot... on the house!"
... "No thanks," the celebrant replied, "if 5 won't get the taste out of my mouth, a 6th probably won't do it either."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:27 am on July 3, 2011
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magnum
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... I am reminded by a buddy, that as we get older we fail to behave with the same thoughtfulness that has kept us in good stead with our loved ones, friends and colleagues... an increasing lack of tolerance is more obvious in some, but in others it sometimes evidences itself in the most unexpected ways.
... my buddy Jose was pretty down when we got together the other day... he and his wife are maybe divorcing, he just wasn't sure.i
... I started to console, "Aww, man, what's going on with that?"
... he explained to me, with as dead-panned an expression as imaginable, that he was having a quiet relaxing breakfast with his wife out on the terrace that morning... little conversation... the early morning sunshine was warm, his Spanish omlette satisfying, and the coffee was good... the two of them mostly reading the newspaper and drinking their coffees.
... as innocent as can be, he explained that it was the funniest thing... he looked up at his wife and what he meant to say was, "Honey, would you please pass me the butter?"... but, what came out was, "You wretched c***, I've married you and now my life is over."
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:09 pm on July 3, 2011
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expatchuck
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...and you think you had a bad day???
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.
"Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
"On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn’t help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest....."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:41 pm on July 3, 2011
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