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atl
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chuck,
that is a classic one...I told it over on the Z several years ago...but cheers for reminding me of it!
That one is back in my repertoire 
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:58 pm on July 3, 2011
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atl
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A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water.
The bartender says "I thought you only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea!"
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:53 pm on July 4, 2011
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atl
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A mom is tidying her son's bedroom and finds a hidden stack of bondage and fetish magazines.....
She asks her husband what to do?????
He says, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FRICKIN SPANK HIM!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:31 pm on July 4, 2011
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jingjo
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I have a joke for you
One word
Dirty Guru 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 5:28 am on July 5, 2011
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expatchuck
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Some good ones from Hennie Youngman...
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that...... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:43 am on July 9, 2011
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A tourist was on his first visit to a ladyboy bar in Bangkok when this beautiful creature, tall and slim and extremely sexy, sat by his side. The tourist was nervous at first but he gamely ordered a lady drink for her. As the shy man faltered to make conversation the ladyboy slid down her panty and dared the horrified man to look. The visitor was stupefied by this brazenness and wondered if there was some obligation on his part to look. Finally, tempted by her sexy features, he looked down and there tattooed on her dick were two letters "Pn."
"Your initials?" he enquired, trying to sound nonchalant.
"Nawwww'" she replied in a deep voice, "my name Pat Pat."
As the man looked puzzled, the ladyboy proceeded to shake her dick vigorously, and soon enough the man could read : "Pat Lovely Ladyboy from Obsession."
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:55 pm on July 9, 2011
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atl
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
- Henny Youngman (cheers chuck!)
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:25 am on July 16, 2011
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